Garrett Wang

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"How people can write reviews for a DVD set that has not been released yet is beyond me. Morons, the purpose of these reviews is to let other people know whether this DVD set is worth getting. Hello, it hasnt been released yet!!I guess this is just more proof of how stupid people really are. Oh, how I long for the day when humans are extinct and animals rule the Earth!"

"Was this a made-for-TV flick or a low budget indie? Anyway, the only reason I watched it was Kari Wuhrer (they're so smart to put her face on the DVD / video's cover). And I must say, that girl is a real feast to the eyes, whether you gotta see her skin or not (zippo in this case). So if you love Wuhrer, go watch her beautiful smile in this boring movie, and then if you're curious about her other assets, you can always rent or buy 'Luscious' and 'Poison'."

"...then you should definitely check out 'The Auteur Theory'. It's**tremely clever in its writing and execution, examining (and making fun of) the extremely competitive student film world (which is like the elephant world -- sorry, that's a reference to this film...). The acting is very good, for the most part, the musical score is**cellent, and the photography is good (especialy the bad student films, some of which are brilliant in their awfulness). My only problem with this movie is that sometimes it's more clever than it is funny."