"This time Shrek
rhymes with dreck
what a wreck
With far less jokes
The Frog King chokes
then he croaks
Shrek's in line
He starts to whine
and to decline
He won't despair
since there's an heir
somewhere out there
Back on track
no time to pack
Shrek's bringing Sexyback
When they're afloat
they crash the boat
somewhere remote
See Prince Charming
so alarming
yet disarming
Goons overpower
a baby shower
in the darkest hour
Shrek returns
and soon he learns
of these concerns
Fiona's chicks
get their kicks
by breaking bricks
Pretty dark
missed the mark
jumped the shark
Please, no more
what a bore
hear me snore
Amanda Richards, May 22, 2007
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"If you've never seen this you should. Both Eddie Murphy Raw, and Delirious will keep you laughing the entire time. My wife and I have seen this on VHS at least 20 times, and would love to own it on DVD. I just wish he had done a few more recorded stand-up routines before he went into movies. Eddie Murphy has to rate in the Top Five funniest people to bless the comedy stage ever."
"I am really disappointed with this DVD. I ordered it because it is one of my favorite comedy routines. However, I specifically wanted the DVD because the VHS is not closed captioned, and my husband is deaf. Because he requires captions/subtitles, he has never gotten to see what is (in my opinion) one of the best stand up routines ever performed.
Much to my disappointment after receiving this DVD, it is not subtitled and has no captions. What is the point? What year are we living in? Is it really that hard, after going through all of the trouble of putting an older film on DVD to subtitle or caption it?
Very disappointing."
"Being a Chinese, I really appreciate the efforts put into this movie. Most of the movie is accurate to the old tale that my mother told me when I was a young girl. Especially Mulan's strive to prove that she could be more than just a helpless girl waiting to be married into a wealthy family. This story has been staged in many Chinese operas. Mom's version has it that nobody discovered Mulan's true identity until the captain decided to visit Mulan after the war.
Naturally mom's version did not include a wisecracking dragon, but it was a welcome addition. The up-to-date jokes made it an easier story to comprehend.
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"I really think that i speak for everyone when i say: 'please give us this dvd soon!!!' hasn't it been long enough? don't we deserve to own the single most anticipated dvd release of this (or any other) century? this is the best stand-up comedy movie ever made......ever!!! before we die, give us one last moment of joy. release this title on dvd as soon as possible. we remain, as always, your humble servants."