"Courtney, unbutton your blue long sleeve sweater blouse to see your bra inside of it and I will feel on your ti** to play with it and squeeze your br****s to lick on it." - Go to picture >>
"Courtney, remove your Double support, All-in-One Wirefree in white, and unfast your sexy black bra inside of it to do it for me in privacy room." - Go to picture >>
"Courtney Thorne-Smith, unfast your white sexy bra to do it for me after you unbutton your white long sleeve blouse to do it in privacy room at the hotel room that you to be with me." - Go to picture >>
"Courtney, I will rip your white long sleeve blouse and, I will unfast your white sexy bra to do it for me to have sex in the bed with you in privacy at the hotel room." - Go to picture >>
"Why did she reduce her bra size through yoga to a 32-23-34...I bet should would look even better as a 34C...I would enjoy playing with her much more!" - Go to picture >>
"Courtney Thorne-Smith portrays the dairy princess from hell who'll do anything to gain the love and affections of local farmer Kyle Secor, even if it means eliminating her main rival, his plain Jane fiancee (played by Tracey Gold). Unfortunately his love for his fiance is more than she bargained for and he's a tough man to land.
Based on a true story, Courtney is completely believable as the deadly beauty queen who is at one time earnest and eager to please and within seconds turns psychotic. It would be too easy to turn this role into something campy, but Courtney displays great restraint. You can occasionally find it playing on Lifetime or LMN, but at this price, it's worth the purchase."
"Carrot Top is a funny guy. This is just his first attempt at movie starring. He will get better. He is likeable. Too much attention was paid to the props and set dressing here. He is a comic who works with props, OK? Some of the jokes work. This guy is no threat right now to Mel Gibson but he has a bigger future than Pauley Shore. This movie has some good automobile comedy. A Nash Metro is one of the heroes. A Jaguar is a villian. Jack Warden's circa '47 Ford is a victim. There is some promising stuff here. I am 60 and usually I don't care for the newer garbage, but I'll dig in Carrot Tops dumpster if he decides to step before the cameras again. Tom Willett"
"Peter Horton and the delicious C. Thomas Howell have chemistry oozing from every orifice. I've probably seen every beach volley ball movie ever made and this is far and away my favorite. Hey, has anyone ever seen Soulman? Wow, I really just can't get enough C. Thomas...Sensational!"