"Constantine was the corniest movie I think i've ever seen.I don't remember much of it because I was so busy cussing under my breath about wasting $8.50 on such nonsense. I haven't ever rolled my eyes, su**ed my teeth, or scoffed so much in my entire life. I almost fell out of my seat when Keanu Reeve's gave the devil the finger. Talk about pure cheese."
"This is the 2nd time The Mummy Returns has been release in High Def,the first was on the Dtheater format and that was a very impressive video.Now Universal has release The Mummy Returns on HD DVD and like it's Dtheater conterpart The Mummy Returns looks great in High Def.The picture is nice and crisp.Universal has done a nice job with this one.The Dolby Digital plus soundtrack is also nice.Now the whole Mummy saga is availible in High Def including The Scorpion King with The Rock.Great stuff."
"Mind numbingly bad Keanu Reeves film that makes you want to tear your hair out with Keanu giving his career worse performance and most of the actors giving theirs as well. The story is a clear rip off of horror movies from the past and it makes even the viewer feel stupid after it's all over. Only Rachel Weisz, Djimon Hounsou, and Peter Stormare are able to transcend their badly written characters and that's because they are too good of actors to be even in this mess.
Hopefully Weisz, Housou and Stormare will learn to read their scripts better after this debacle.
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"From the opening moments you find yourself su**ed into Hugh Grants life, as a funny pleasent but deeply vacant man, Will. The lives of the characters interwine but mostly those of Grant's character and the 'boy', (Nicholas Hoult).Will's voiceover shows us how he thinks, reacts and views the world. Needless to say this gradually changes the more time he spends with the boy Marcus.Grant is very liekable in this movie, his thoughts veering like a drunk driver from crass and tactless to naive and hysterically funny, (ambulance scene). Marcus played by Nicholas Hoult is equally compelling and excellently acted stealing most of the scenes he's in.A funny funny film, very watchable and very well adapted from the book."
"I love the Mummy Series, and this HD Transfer of the Mummy Returns is all I could have hoped for and more. This is what HD is all about the visuals on this transfer are cracking and the sound pumps too, if you enjoy this movie as much as me and have HD buy this as its about as close as your going to get to perfect! A must have for showing off you HD TV and HD Player!! "
"Super crappy supernatural thriller that makes a fine comic book into a sham with a horrible performance by Keanu Reeves and sub par special effects that are an insult to a lot of the technical wizards working in Hollywood now. To call this movie an insult to their craft is an understatement and pretty pathetic considering how lazy the production of this film really was. I have heard a lot of praise about Rachel Weisz's performance, and she deserves all of it because she is the only good thing this movie really has. She's so good in fact that you do feel sorry for her for even putting in an effort to give the audience someone to cheer for.
Too bad the rest of the movie was not as professional as her performance was.
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