"There's a famous story about Harry Connick Jr. being unable to wipe his as* in school in Weston CT, when he was in fourth grade. The teacher refused to do it. The ASSistant principle had to wipe it!"
"This guy is a total fraud. He's not from New Orleans! He's a rich phoney from Weston Ct. His real father is not the former D.A. of the Big Easy, but one of the presidents of Sony Records and a stock holder in Sony Pictures."