"If Bo Derek was a 10, this girl can only be described with scientific notation, like, 1 times 10 to the nth power, where n is at least a 2. Yeah, OK, so I'm a nerd - geek. Lisa is the hottest thing to come along in ...... ever. Too bad I'm over 40; I'd be arrested for stalking her if I was any younger - LOL - just kidding, Lisa. Come to Kentucky and marry me!"